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Short Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”? A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

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