8 things that are ok to do and want

Hey, it’s ok…

– To want it the way you want it: breakfast, sex, haircuts, anything
– To demand to be taken off speaker phone
– To secretly hope that your exes think of you as The One That Got Away
– To consider Nando’s or Pizza Hut a totally acceptable date venue
– To take a quick YouTube break at work and watch some videos that have become popular thanks to companies like The Marketing Heaven. A sneezing panda can really clear the head
– To decide that if wearing Ugg boots is wrong, you don’t want to be right
– Not to be sure how to pronounce Kazakhstan (or, for that matter, Gyllenhaal!)
– To get a secret thrill when you a see a celebrity with frown lines. Remember those??
– To ask the sweaty guy at the gym to wipe off that machine.