First let me tell you that this post was NOT intended being humorous at all. It was simply meant to be an informational piece about shower heads and what men and women preferred. The far more I investigated the far more I found there were large differences among what guys want vs. what women want in shower head. The much more males and women I talked with the additional obvious and humorous the differences became. I even had much insight in the entirely unique yet hilarious shower habits and “rituals” of adult males and women. As funny as these routines are most adult men will relate to the men’s routines and women will relate to the women’s habits. I bet you’ll too.
What will definitely tickle your funny bone is when you present or email this article to your partner, friends, relatives, coworkers, or whomever you know. Be certain to ask them their opinions on it. I will venture a guess that the responses you receive will be humorously similar on the observations I have created (even though they’re totally blown out of proportion).
Prior to I get in the shower head differences it may possibly be helpful to note the shower routines women and gentlemen have. This is crucial since there tends being a direct relationship among these habits and what shower head is preferred.
Most males can’t even fathom the strange “rituals” that go on when a woman showers. They only thing males know is that when the door shuts this “ritual” will last anywhere from 30 minutes to about 5 hours. After which the door swings open, steam erupts out on the bathroom, and a barely noticeable figure is standing, practically glowing, from the midst of it. It is pretty a lot like a thing out of a sci-fi movie.
Women have this “armory” of items they “absolutely need” to conduct this shower “ritual.” What we are talking about here is 30 unique kinds of shower gels, soaps, scrubs, and whatnot that may take care of dry skin, flaky skin, oily skin, combination skin, slightly oily flaky dry skin, flaky oily a thing or other skin, etc. Each is pleasantly scented that may resemble a fragrance such as frosting, cakes, chocolate, candy, and assorted fruits and berries which can relax or invigorate their senses. Women also demand somewhere around 5 shampoos and 9 conditioners, every with various purposes for their ever-changing hairstyles too as an assortment of wash cloths, scrubbers, buffers, bath puffs, etc. for each and every of their “10,029” parts. To top it all off they demand assorted hair removal tools including shaving mousses, gels, creams, previous to and immediately after shaving gels, etc. Somehow women manage to cram all of this into the 26 rack they have hanging in the shower.
Women take their time in the shower, obviously. Inspecting each square inch for any sort of imperfection that is usually taken care of by one in the several showering products they use. They will wash their hair not once, not twice, but repeatedly until there is no shampoo and conditioner left inside the house even the hidden backups under the sink and stashed while in the attic. Even when all of this care is done they still must go through their “after shower ritual.” Consuming an additional 10 hours of their day for an hour outing. But, you won’t hear me complain because the end result is always stunning and stunning.