Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: A case of empties.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They’re doing research on black holes.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?”
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They’re refuelling.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!