Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer? A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is? A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A. She thought it was diet coke.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find? A. Teeth in the cavity.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn’t find their eraser.